The Patriot Original
$14.99
The OG Patriot. America Flavored tastes like freedom in a can; a bold and refreshing lemon-lime THC seltzer that captures the essence of America with every sip. The effervescent bubbles dance on your tongue, providing a satisfying fizz that complements its patriotic punch. When you drink The Patriot, you’re not only serving yourself; we proudly donate a portion of our profits to veterans charities. Fuel your freedom. Drink The Patriot.
Questions? We have answers.
How much THC is in Wonder Water?
Wonder Water comes in two strengths: 5mg or 10mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC per 12 oz can, so a 4-pack holds 20mg or 40mg in total. The 5mg cans are our beginner pick; the 10mg cans are for people who already know how THC affects them.
Can I mix THC drinks with alcohol?
We do not recommend it. Our THC drinks are made as a zero-proof alternative to alcohol, and both are intoxicating, so pick one or the other. Never drive after drinking either.
Where can I buy THC drinks in Houston?
Three ways: visit the 8th Wonder taproom in East Downtown (EaDo), find a Houston-area store on our Where to Buy page, or order online at 8thwonder.com and we ship to your door.
Are hemp THC drinks legal in Texas?
Our products are made with hemp-derived THC and contain no more than 0.3% Delta-9 THC, the hemp threshold under the 2018 Farm Bill and Chapter 443 of the Texas Health and Safety Code. State laws vary, which is why we do not ship to some states.
Do I have to be 21 to buy?
Yes. Our products are for adults 21 and older only, and orders may require age verification. Keep them out of reach of children and pets.
Will it show up on a drug test?
It can. Our products contain THC, and using them may cause a positive drug test. If you are subject to drug testing, do not use THC products.
What warnings should I know about?
Warning: Contains THC. This product is intended for use by adults 21 years and older. Keep out of reach of children. There may be health risks associated with the consumption of this product. There may be additional health risks associated with the consumption of this product for those who are pregnant, nursing, or plan to become pregnant. The intoxicating effects of this product may be delayed by two or more hours. May cause drowsiness or impairment. Do not drive a motor vehicle or operate machinery while using this product. Use of this product may result in a positive drug screen.
I am new to THC drinks. What should I start with?
Start with one 5mg can of Wonder Water, our lowest dose, or share one. Sip it slowly and give it time before having another, because effects can be delayed by two hours or more. Everyone responds differently.
How long until I feel a THC drink, and how long does it last?
Our drinks use a nano-emulsion made to be absorbed faster than traditional edibles. Many people notice effects in about 15 to 25 minutes, lasting around 60 to 90 minutes or more, but it varies with tolerance, body weight, food and more. Effects can also be delayed by two hours or more, so wait before having another.
Are 8th Wonder THC drinks alcohol-free?
No. Our drinks and THC spirits are zero-proof: no alcohol, just hemp-derived THC. They are still intoxicating, so do not drive or operate machinery after drinking them.
Where can I see lab test results?
Certificates of Analysis (COAs) showing cannabinoid test results are posted on our COA page.
How should I store the drinks?
Keep cans in a cool, dry place out of direct sunlight and heat, and chill before serving. Keep out of reach of children and pets.
Where do you ship?
We ship within the United States to adults 21 and older. Because state laws vary, we currently do not ship to California, Colorado, Connecticut, Kansas, Mississippi, Ohio or Tennessee. If your address is not available at checkout, we cannot ship there.
How long does shipping take, and what does it cost?
Orders ship by USPS, UPS or FedEx, and delivery time depends on the distance to you. Shipping cost is calculated at checkout. Bundles marked 'Free shipping included' ship free. See our Shipping Policy for details.
